The security guard starts to approach me as I'm jogging towards the front door.
Excuse me, this lot is for expectant mothers.
I am expecting. I'm 6 months pregnant.
But are you expecting.
Yep, thanks for thinking I don't look pregnant!
(And I continue on my way... completely pretending I didn't understand what he was telling me!)
I know, next time I'll park in the other lot. But this one doesn't say Mothers in Labor. It merely says Expectant Mothers. Clearly I qualify. :)